Tom took our innocent, defenseless, unsuspecting three-year-old son to Great Clips to get matching father-and-son mohawk haircuts. This is why my husband should not be allowed to make any fashion, style, or grooming decisions without supervision. He boasted that both haircuts costed a grand total of $22, and I told him he paid $22 too much. Maybe this doesn’t rise to the level of child abuse or neglect, but there ought to be some kind of fine or corporal punishment for subjecting a helpless child to ridicule.